#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
using namespace std;
int pos;
void gotoxy(int xpos, int ypos)
{
COORD scrn;
HANDLE hOuput = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
scrn.X = xpos; scrn.Y = ypos;
SetConsoleCursorPosition(hOuput, scrn);
}
void Goawaynotgg()
{
cout<<"猴子:";
int monkey=rand()%20;
switch(monkey)
{
case 0:
case 1:
cout<<"你不知道发帖应该发在正确的板块吗?我已经举报了,等着被禁言吧。"<<endl;break;
case 2:
case 3:
cout<<"我家里有祖传的偷井盖手艺,一天能赚500,你们以后考上大学还失业。"<<endl;break;
case 4:
case 5:
cout<<"你们真的是激怒我了 洛谷管理员一定要支持我,制裁这群网络暴力者!!!!!"<<endl;break;
case 6:
cout<<"我家里有祖传的偷井盖手艺,一天能赚500,你们以后考上大学还失业。"<<endl;break;
case 7:
cout<<"你竟然敢骂我?我要生气了。"<<endl;break;
case 8:
cout<<"我是ACMer"<<endl;break;
case 9:
cout<<"是的,他们都针对我。"<<endl;break;
case 10:
cout<<"你会不会看社区规则?我已经举报了,等着被禁言吧。"<<endl;break;
case 11:
case 12:
cout<<"你们都不能骂我,我要举报你,等着洛谷管理员禁言你吧"<<endl;break;
case 13:
cout<<"我比普高线低200分,你这句话是错误的,我已经举报了。"<<endl;break;
default:
cout<<"你不知道你这句话激怒了我吗?我已经举报了,等着被网报吧。"<<endl;
}
}
int main()
{
srand(time(0));
pos=-1;
while(1){
Goawaynotgg();
pos+=2;
string a;
cout<<"回复:";
getline(cin, a);
Sleep(200);
gotoxy(0, pos);
cout<<a<<" "<<endl;
Sleep(500);
}
return 0;
}